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The Great Bollywood Poll- First Half 2007

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

So you preferred the sugar-free taste of Cheeni Kum, or did the collage of Life In A Metro motivate you more? Perhaps, you loved the charms of Namastey London, or maybe the gush of emotional Water washed you in its pathos? Whatever be the film, it’s now time for you to select your most favorite film from the plethora of releases in the first half of 2007.

Currently, Bollywood is undergoing a very interesting phase. They are combining age old themes with mint-fresh narratives to create an unique amalgamation that is evidently a reflection of our own society - the old respectfully segued to the vibrant new. New directors are bringing in fresh vision. And the older ones are re-inventing themselves. Of course, there are some bloopers every now and then, but by and large the more ‘known’ films are creating an impact. Loathe it or love it, but you just cannot ignore Bollywood today.


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Two Much

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

What is it about the number two that it keeps cropping up in Hindi film titles so regularly? No other number gets such preferential treatment from our Bollywood makers. Sample this:

Do Kaliyan - The first of The Parent Trap remake starred a cherubic Neetu Singh as the adorable twin sisters who re-unite their warring parents. The songs Bache man ke sachhe (Lata Mangeshkar doing an absolutely astonishing childlike lisp act!) and Tumhari nazar kyun khafa ho gayi (Lata Mangeshkar, Mohd. Rafi).

Do Chor - A trite and forgettable seventies film, starring Dharamendra and Tanuja as two petty thieves out to take revenge on some past crime committed by the villain, which I had the mis-chance of viewing one early Sunday morning on Set Max. RD Burman s music held interesting nuggets like Mera chhota sa balamwa (Lata Mangeshkar), Yaari ho gayi yaar se (Latadi sounding suitably tipsy) and Chaahe raho door (Lata Mangeshkar, Kishore Kumar) the latter song’s antaras borrowed by master-chor Bappi Lahiri for a song in First Love Letter!


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Recycled Titles

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Repeat of movie names is not a new phenomenon. And with the volume of our Hindi film industry’s output, it sometimes becomes a necessity as well.

In the age of FM, the announcers (or better known as RJ’s) hardly inform the film’s names of the song playing, let alone any other detail. But when I grew up listening to the ever dependable Vividh Bharti, the entire music credits were often mentioned including the always sidelined lyricists’ names. Then, it used to be disappointing to hear for example - the announcer speak out the name of Mahal, only to hear a song from the newer one (starring Dev Anand).

Blame it on my penchant for old songs, usually I prefer the older titled film’s numbers. Here is a list of films that have had similar names - again in no specific order:


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Movies That No One Watched - Or Did Someone?

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Every year there are some innovative and hilariously titled films released; when Filmfare releases the list for its award nominations, I always go through the list to have a hearty laugh at them. This year, these are the titles that caught my attention, alongwith some of my comments.

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Movies I Didn’t Enjoy This Year - My Personal ‘Hall Of Shame’

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

These are movies that either promised more, or had huge budgets and big star-casts. I have purposely left out films like ‘Ek Se Mera Kya Hogaa’ that were doomed to bite the dust!

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Movies I Enjoyed in 2006

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

With the year almost to an end, there aren’t many biggies lined up for the winter. Due to lack of anything else interesting happening with me lately, I decided to pre-pone this list to now.

So, here we go…with the movies I enjoyed watching this year, in no particular order, barring the first one:

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Hrishikesh Mukherjee : A Tribute

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
A few days back  I was watching Chupke Chupke after a gruelling drive from Aligarh. It was a perfect antidote; the simple and charming film simply washed away all tiredness.    

Antics of Pyare Mohan, the ‘ghaas-phoos’ wale daaktar in disguise as a chaste Hindi speaking driver in his wife’s ‘Jijja-ji’s’ house, dissipitated away any signs of a bumpy journey. And, this must be the countless time I must have been watching the film. Yet, it seemed so fresh, and I awaited each trick that Pyare Mohan unfolded to irritate his bro-in-law! That is the power of great art - approach it once, or many times, each visit should feel new and fresh.

Now, it’s impossible to envisage that the man behind such a brilliant comedy is no more.

Hrishikesh Mukherjee created an enviable niche for his himself. Simplicity was the key word. Strong storylines another. His comedies are best loved and they cant be surpassed ever! That’s more so because he took everyday situations and created a laugh riot of gargatuan proportions. On the face of it there was nothing spectacular scenario, yet they were monumental. Think of Golmaal, Khoobsoorat and Chupke Chupke  - all of them bring instantaneous smiles. Dont they? One can sit thru them even knowing each dialogue by heart. That was the power of his direction. I mean, in spite of knowing each movement of each actor, there is still the urge to view it once more, only to get the pleasure of what the characters are doing on-screen. And Dharamendra, Rekha, Amitabh Bachhan, Sharmila Tagore, Amol Palekar, Bindiya Goswami all of them got an unique film to add to their resumes!

One lesser known but nevertheless outstanding comedy is ‘Kisi Se Na kahna’ - aah! as a kid how much i revelled when i first saw the antics of a ‘city-bred’ Deepti Naval trying to pose of as a ‘village bahu’ for the sake of - who else?-  Utpal Dutt. A TV channel showed excerpts of the film; I wish some channel would dig it out and telecast it. In fact, Utpal Dutt and Hrishida were a formidable pair. And add to this David, the entire experience was like watching neighborhood friendly uncles.

And yet, his emotional dramas have their own power. Anari, Anand, Mili, Satyakam, Bemisaal,  Guddi and Bawarchi have their own appeal that goes beyond what we know of Bollywoood in normal terms. His characters were so real that they seemed just living down the road, instead of imaginations on silver screen. I have added Bawarchi in his list of ‘emotional films’ because the comedy wrapper that Hrishida packed it in beguiled the deep emotional undercurrent of the film, and its message. Only he (and perhaps, Gulzar) could have pulled across the then reigning superstar Rajesh Khanna to pass off as a convincing cook, and play ‘brother’ to another leading lady of her time. Just the way he metamorphosised Dharmendra’s career. In Chupke Chupke, Dharam overshadowed the proceedings (and I can confidently make the sacrililegious statement that he was even better than Amitabh!). But his real mettle can be seen in the understated role in Satyakam. I still remember how disturbed I was (as a youngster) when I first saw it.  The rape scene is not shown, yet the impact is splashed all over like the smudged vermillion on Sharmila’s forehead. And Latadi’s ‘Do din ki hai zindagi’ punches the solar plexus!

Truly a pioneer in the ‘middle-of-road’ cinema that combined the grandeur of ‘impossible situations’ with ‘believable people’, Hrishida will forever remain in the hearts of every true Hindi cinema afficiondo.  His characters were so believable that often one can feel an impish Mili running up and down the stairs in any middle class apartment building! In Mili he gave what is perhaps unique to Hindi films - a completely open ending. One can think of any denouement as per one’s mood and outlook!  Yet, the story is so complete that even one more shot would have been extraneous!

I am not sure what the exact box office fate was of his releases. But today a lion’s share of them are retro-hits. Yet, even within that there are some that haven’t found the requisite attention.

In fact, his lesser known films are equally stunning in their execution. One such is Bemisaal ; it is one of my all time favorites - both cinematically and musically. The friendship between Vinod Mehra and Amitabh Bachchan is so filmi-cliche- free that it’s like a soothing halcyon playing. The end always gives a rock-solid lump in my throat. And what beautiful songs - ‘Kisi baat pe main kisi se khaffaa hoon’ ranks very high in my list! In the same song he extracted one of the finest performances from another favorite, Amitabh Bachchan: the look of veiled disdain towards the vamp Sheetal as he sways ever so slightly singing the taunting song, while Raakhee is perplexed and thinks it to be thrown towards her, this is a scene of absolutely bemisaal direction!  With the same leading trio (Raakhee, Amitabh and Vinod Mehra) he made an impactful statement of guilt and sorrow in Jurmana.

Musically, he was very strong. If he could get even the otherwise awfully dull Anand Milind to compose a shimmering ‘Chaand kahuun’ (Udit) for his last film Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate, it was but obvious that the ‘creamy layer’ of music studios - SJ, SDB,RDB, Salil-da and MM - would reserve nothing but the best for him. And what an array of songs - from the perky ‘Samajhne waale samajh gaye hain’ to the philosophical ‘Kahiin door jab din dhal jaaaye’ to the sombre ‘Sab kuchh seekha humne’ to the classical ‘More naina bahaye neer‘ to the chirpy ‘Ab ke sajan saawan mein’ to the romantic ‘Loote koi mann ka nagar’ to the tough ‘Laagi nahi chhute’ (Where Dilip Kumar fought a losing vocal war with the ever-impeccable Latadi) to the musing ‘Badi sooni sooni hai’ to the pious ‘Bole re papihara’ to the heart-warming ‘Tera mera pyaar amar phir kyun mujhko laga hai darr’ to the amusing ‘Yeh kashmir hai’ to the dreamy ‘Ek baat kahuun gar maano tum’ to the pain lashed ‘Kuchh dil ne kaha kuchh bhi nahi’ to the musically splendid ‘Lo aayi milan ki raat suhaani aaj‘ - it’s a matchless hit-parade that leaves you jaw-dropped!

Hrishida worked with two of my most fav composers - Madan Mohan (Bawarchi) and Shankar Jaikishan (Anari, Asli Naqli, Ashiq, Gaban). But his overall film repertoire is filled with such musical giants as SD Burman, Salil Chaudhary, Pt. Ravishankar, RDBurman and Jaidev. Can anyone match this wide a variety of composers? I doubt it!

Whereever Hrishida is now, God Bless His Soul - Hrishida - for me, you will remain the most favorite director forever. Thank you for making me smile, for taking away my blues, for giving me that warm sadness, that friendly feeling… you were the best!!!!

Shocking Pictures

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

The following are some never-seen and never-thought-of pictures that will make your eyeballs pop out. Sensationalism finds a new height. Whether these pics are real or morphed or not, one cannot tell. But as of now they present the zenith of unimaginable intent.

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Quiz - Just For Fun - Answers

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

The answers are as follows:

1. Akayla -  I saw it with friends after a gruelling college lecture. It was difficult to decide which was bad - the lecture or this film. Coming from Ramesh Sippy, with Amitabh Bachchan in the lead, and stable actors like Shashi Kapoor and Jackie Shroff as supporting casts, calling it a ’let-down’ is an understatement. For long I believed this was the worst Amitabh Bachhan movie ever made - till the time I saw Lal Badshah and Mrityudaata; thankfully, for the latter two I didn’t waste time and money at a theater, and also had the option of a remote control in my hand!

2. Bunty Aur Bubli -  Nothing, simply nothing, had prepared me for this - in spite of Ashish warning me about it, I still held hope that the film will be passably entertaining. The jokes failed to make me laugh. And the way the cons were executed, and presented in a stupid collage, put me off completely. By the time the useless and unwanted number ‘Nach baliye’ came on, I threw up my arms - and self out of the theater! This answer would have been easy for Ashish and Anubha to answer, since I had called them up during that song!

Now when I see the song I feel it is quite pleasantly choreographed (Shiamik Dawar at work). And it is aurally above average too.

The film was shown as part of a promotional program which our company had organized for our channel partners in Nepal. Thankfully, like the rest of India, everyone lapped up the movie and enjoyed it.

So, this was a quick and short quiz. The winners will be announced shortly.

Coming up next - An alphabetical tag!

Quiz - Just For Fun

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

Movie-watching is a passion. And its very rare that I will ever walk out of a theater - however bad the film might be. I dont like missing any part of the film, hence I never walk out on the songs even. For me a movie is not even enjoyable if I miss the advertisements and trailors at the beginning.

Yet, it has happened - not once, but twice over. So, you can imagine how boring these films would have been.

Well, the quiz is - can you guess which two films am I talking about?

Hint One - For long (precisely till 2005), this was the ‘lone’ film that had the dubious distinction in my life for being the one wherein I could not bear to sit through. It was towards the climax when I lost all patience and even forced my friends to leave the theater. Surprisingly it starred my most favorite actor - the superstar of all times, and even currently going strong in his sixties! The film had some hideous songs, one revolving around the hero’s car - a yellow Volkswagon. Name the film!

Hint Two - Can you beat this? The second film I walked out mid-way in a song actually starred the hero of Hint One Movie’s son in the lead role. Admittedly, I returned after the song to sit through the whole movie - but I felt that particular song was really badly placed, and it tested my patience no end. The film went on to become one of the biggest grossers of 2005; the song was quite a big hit, so much so it had a game-show based on its title - though it was the other song from the same film, that starred another heroine in a guest appearance, which rocked the nation! Name the film! (And if possible, the song in which I left the theater).

I think the hints are good enough, no?

Answers to be mailed at quiz@deepakjeswal.com

Last date - June 6th 2006 1900 Hrs.

 

 

“Fanaa”

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Barely had the controversy surrounding ‘Da Vinci Code’ subsided (it’s not fully over as yet; Punjab  - of all states!  - has banned its release),  another much awaited film has fallen under ‘fanaa‘tic’s glare! For small mercies, this time the reason is not religious; and is restricted to one state.

I am not an Aamir fan; and wouldn’t really have cared if it hadn’t been for Yash Raj Films, Kajol and Kunal Kohli - for their sake, I want the film to be a success. On its own, the film was slated to be one major grosser, and that’s because of the above three reasons; it would have been equally awaited had it starred Saif, Salman or Shahrukh (perhaps even more, considering that as a pair Shahrukh-Kajol have a 100% hit ratio ); in my scheme of things, Aamir is the most expendable person, and that the controversy surrounds him angers me more.

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Da Vince Code Imbroglio

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Ministry of Information and Broadcasting has put a temporary halt on Da Vinci Code’s release. It’s a strange decision, and entirely unwarranted, though not very surprising. Of course, why it’s been done is no big surprise. Religion is huge in India – and any religion at that! 

Earlier, Water was stalled – to the extent that Deepa Mehta had to shoot the film in Sri Lanka surreptitiously under the guise of making a different film. I have my own reservations against films like Water, especially when they come from film-makers not living in India and their target audiences are not Indians. But I never agreed with reasons forwarded by Hindu fundamentalist in their protest. For all that came across, Water was just another film depicting things existed; if they are hard to swallow, so be it – change those old malpractices if you can!
 

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Bollywood Revisit - “The Hero”

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Last night Zee aired The Hero - Love Story of A Spy ; the film was a box office dud, but somehow I had  enjoyed it at that time. Watching it again was equally interesting. This was the review I had written to send to Filmfare at that time.

With a song on his lips, power in his biceps, punch in his voice, here comes our dashing, daring and dynamic hero. He changes his appearance faster than a chameleon, crosses the LOC single-handedly to save his beloved, preaches about nuclear bombs, and wins the hearts of the masses with his charms. 

With his penchant for Sunny Deol, Pakistan-bashing and climaxes in fast moving trains, Anil Sharma returns with his latest patriotic saga, titled, very aptly- The Hero. The sub-title (Love Story of A Spy) is a misnomer, but then, Gadar (Sharma’s previous big hit) had a ‘love story’ in its name, so we can assume it was added for superstitious benefits. Else, the love story in the film is even less loose than Pakistan’s reason for claiming Kashmir!!!
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Bollywood Fathers

Sunday, June 20th, 2004

Aside from the fact that our film industry has largely tried to thrust upon our throats a prejudiced sexist view of women in their films, beyond the celluloid screen also they have displayed a remarkable chauvinistic approach, even when their offspring are concerned.

Otherwise, why should it become a norm that whereas the star-son (irrespective of the fact that he is worth the money or not) will be inevitably launched with full fanfare and hype, the daughters have always had to find their own launch pad to be catapulted to the celluloid stardom? Ironically, despite this lackadaisical approach by their own parents, the daughters have been able to make more name and fame for themselves (and their parents) and the sons have only acted largely as cumbersome liabilities, be it a Kumar Gaurav, or Tusshar Kapoor.

So, a fiery Kajol, despite having the illustrious Nutan for an aunt, and a respectable Tanuja for mother, had to face the camera with non-stars like Kamal Sadanah (Kamal who?) and a blue eyed chic (pun) hero (name forgotten now) in obscure films like Bekhudi and Udhar Ki Zindagi. Her cousin, Rani Mukherjee, had even tougher times. At least Kajol got a good director for her debut, Rani started off in B-grade social films like Raja Ki Aayegi Baarat and Mehdi, opposite some non-descript actors like Fazal Khan.


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Bollywood And Cops

Monday, May 31st, 2004

Apart from the much talked about theme of adultery; another subject that is surreptitiously overtaking our cinema is that of the cops. Manufactured from different strata of filmmaking we have already viewed three films on this subject- Khakee, Ab Tak Chhappan and Gangaajal. And, a quick glance at the forthcoming roster of films reveals that there are some more in the offing that will color the silver screen khakee very soon (Dev, Aan, Police Force and Garv to name a few).

If we analyze the number of films where there have been cops (not even as a leading actor), the films have only rubbed in the fact the cops are bad, and they should be avoided. So much so, there is a general dread of the cops in the general public.

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Bollywood and Adultery

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004

Four Bollywood films on adultery have suddenly got everyone noticing and talking about these ‘bold’ themes (three of them viz Hawas, Tum and Murder, released back to back this year, with the fourth one Jism hitting the marquee last January). Has our society abruptly become mature, or is it a sheer coincidence that our filmmakers have discovered the DVD of Unfaithful (the film that has ‘inspired’ the three recent films), is a question worth pondering over.

Even if the case is that of the latter, it is quite assuring to note that the filmmakers have had the guts to film a subject that has remained by and large taboo on-screen. The Bollywood makers have consistently shied away from showing this side of marriage and have safely stuck to ego-clashes (Abhiman, Raja Hindustani) or mundane arguments (Chalte Chalte, Saathiya).

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