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		<title>Phir Wahi Talash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 04:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am on a house-hunt. Again. Last week, my landlady dropped the bomb that they needed the house returned; and this, after their broker had lulled me into believing the lease will be renewed. Apparently, that&#8217;s not the case. This, when (after all my doubts) I had actually started to love my current pad. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potpourri</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number PlateMy car&#8217;s front number plate has become a joke. If it had been a chain mail, it would have got forwarded the world over several times over. And perhaps (like all chain mails) return to me.Some two-three months back, the number plate decided to loosen all its ties, and hang out adventurously. Rather, hang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Happened On Navroze</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Parsis celebrated Navroze on Wednesday 19th August this year. Till a few years back, I was quite oblivious of this festival, until I wrote a story which fleetingly had its mention. Then, I had done a bit of research to incorporate in the narrative. In Delhi, where Parsis are less than a handful, one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The General Motors (GM) Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My experience with a diet program!Plagiarism is not restricted to our films and music. It extends to our web world too. I found this diet program here, only to later discover that it was a word-to-word lift from the famous General Motors (GM) diet program, only that the beef was replaced by bean sprouts &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murder, On My Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny I read actor and former VJ Rahul Khanna&#8217;s fabuloulsy written post on encountering a cockroach just at the time when I am these days faced with similar problems &#8211; albeit involving a completely different species. Rahul&#8217;s tryst with a cockroach is funnily narrated. But my daily face-to-face with lizards hardly tickles my funny bones.My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Living Near A Marriage Hall</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live near a marriage hall. It is on the plot immediately next to the one which houses my apartment. It can be quite an irritant, considering Indian marriages are all about pomp, show and noise. Especially last month was terrible &#8211; when the Gods and their messengers had opened a small window to entangle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mustache Mania</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know how far it is true, but I speak from my personal experience &#8211; separating a man from his moustaches is quite an impossible task. Hrishikesh Mukherjee built an entire comedy revolving around mouches &#8211; remember Golmaal? And Utpal Dutt’s indignant stand &#8211; munch nahin toh mard nahin! I sport one. But unlike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marketeer Barber</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s been nearly a year and a half in Nepal but I haven’t ever had a haircut here. Now, don’t be unduly shocked. For those who have seen me recently would vouchsafe that I do not carry kale lambe ghane reshmi tresses on my head &#8211; in fact, I don’t even flaunt hair long enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghiri Ghataayein Aasmaan Par</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never really largely used this space as an online diary, but today I just felt like penning a few things about the day; or rather, felt like talking, so instead of being with a friend, or on YM, here I am blabbering some inane nonsensical mundane stuff; writing this online, hence please excuse the typos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chalo Ek ‘Bar’ Phir Se…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deepak Jeswal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shaking off lethargy, and peeling off a silly internal superstition, I decided to let my hair loose today. Consequently, I found myself at my favorite bar-cum-restaurant at Thamel. The internal demons were silent, and I knew a great evening was spread ahead. I could barely conceal my excitement when I poured the refreshing chilled glass [...]]]></description>
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