Irritations!

Trust the administration to do some good act in totally half-baked pathetic manner. Recently, at Janpath, Delhi Police has started issuing warnings over a loud speaker - they include, amongst others: not to touch unclaimed objects, not to speak to strangers or accept gifts/foodstuff from them, not to hire domestic/shop helps without proper verification etc. All fine. All sane stuff. But, they repeat it ad naseum… in Hindi! Now, anyone knows that Janpath is forever infested with foreigners from all across the globe; the least they could do is to repeat the same in English! Plus, I fail to understand why they have chosen only Janpath - which is just a sliver of Connaught Place (the central Delhi swanky market cum office place)? Or, have I missed listening to it on the other blocks? It wasnt there at Palika Bazar today for sure!

Frankly, it must be pretty irritating for those who work there. To hear the same thing over and over again can be highly grating on the nerves. Plus, those ‘bhonpu‘ shaped speakers aren’t exactly Bose in their sound output - so the screechy voice followed by a shrill chime is as musical as a cat clawing over a blackboard! I stood there having my lunch for approx. ten minutes, and couldn’t take it any further.

Noise pollution continued to hound me today.

I don’t think it was very far in the past when we all survived without mobile phones. So the overdependence on this device pretty much leaves me stone-faced. Agreed it has an absolutely wonderful usage during emergencies. But seriously, to giggle into the mobile phone in the temple is stretching the definition of ‘emergencies’ a bit too far! Every Tuesday, at our neighborhood temple, without fail I witness several pretty young things (yeah, it’s the girls more always!) dodging into a corner, with their hands cupped and faces buried away into sleek handsets. The worst sight could be to see someone chatting on the phone while pouring ‘jal‘ over Shivling!

Actually, I wouldn’t really mind that. Since they do not per se disturb others - that is, if they keep their voice volumes low! It’s the ring tones that I have major problem with. The concept of ring tones and hello tones is awful… esp the latter. I mean, what fun do people get in inflicting torture on the poor hapless soul who has called them by showering an utterly raucous voice called Shamur - cant decide whether this thing is male or female- rasping away inane lyrics like ‘Mera Ranjha Badi Der’ (that’s all that I could comprehend in this hideous song)?

Anyways, that is when you call someone.

But what to say of a situation when you are sitting to read your Shiv Chalisa in the temple…and out wails Himesh Reshamiiya from a friendly neighborhood mobile phone?

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8 Responses to “Irritations!”

  1. Jay Says:

    several pretty young things….!! DJ kya budhe ho gaye ho!!!

  2. Manish Says:

    Mobile talking in the temple!! Ha ha ha. They just can’t do without it!!!

  3. anks Says:

    you recite your shiv chalisa loud enough to drown out that himesh reshammiya noise! :)

  4. Princess Says:

    Mobile ring tones-the bane of all existence! Ban them forever I say! Get the shiv sainiks in! Let them do some useful damage for once! esp those with polyphonic ring tones that they insist on playing loud and long enough before answering the darn phone lying right in front of their faces! AGH!

  5. Reema Says:

    horrible horrible horrible.. jus the thought of it makes me shudder.. cat clawing the blackboard.. brrrr!!! they do it hear sometimes as well, n it gives me the creeps! :S

  6. Deepak Jeswal Says:

    Jay - He he he , ab umar toh badh hi rahi hai ;)

    Manish - :D

    Anks - Ha ha … (Waise, on serious note, I hate people who chant/pray loudly in the temple, spoiling concentration for others. Why dont they realise that neither is God deaf nor will he answers prayer earlier if they shout at Him)

    Princess - Hey welcome here :) Great to see you around. Back to civilization?

    Reema - :)

  7. SSS Says:

    tell me who is this shamur person!!!!

  8. Deepak Jeswal Says:

    SSS - If only I knew!

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